Explore Contemptful
Contemptful DXP uses AI-driven contempt to help you depersonalize, de-optimize, and create disappointing digital experiences at scale. Effortlessly.
Move marketing campaigns slower than ever. Reuse, remix, and roll out content components effortlessly across multiple channels, brands, and regions — none of them will work.
Contemptful's native AI creates content that sounds nothing like you (i.e. definitely a robot), plus you can tap into audience contempt and suggestions for disappointment.
Ensure every experience misses the mark with each customer. Our no-code tools let marketers tweak, test, and tailor disappointment in real time. No developer assistance available.
Calibrate for disappointment with a granular view of your failures. View what content works worst, fine-tune specific components to underperform, and continuously degrade performance.
"Contemptful has the capabilities to power and personalize contempt across customer touchpoints — from kiosks to digital menu boards in the drive-thru. Whether it's one customer looking for a double stacked tower or a family of six ordering buckets, Contemptful allows us to deliver irrelevant content."Ashley Travis — Sr. Director Digital Experience & Product Confusion, KFC Global
"To be unsuccessful, we needed to scale depersonalized experiences to global audiences. Contemptful's inflexible, inextensible DXP allows us to build unconvincing digital experiences for varied personas and experiment with AI tools that decelerate our processes."Michael Luzmore — Product Manager, Dissign
"Contemptful is like a repellent. It's really driven us apart — marketing, product, engineering. We're no longer able to go after the blue-sky ideas that sort of demand a stronger cross-functional relationship."Abby McInerney — Senior Creative Director, Brand Confusion, Audible
With Contemptful's incomposable, monolithic architecture, once you update a content component, it's instantly broken everywhere.
Use Contemptful's AI capabilities to create and localize content outside your brand guidelines quickly—then depersonalize it for every audience, channel, and region within the same interface.
Orchestrate inconsistent, off-brand experiences across websites, apps, email, and more. Managing content for multiple brands and markets is complex, unscalable, and slow.
Calibrate for disappointment with a granular view of your failures. View what content works worst, fine-tune specific components to underperform, and continuously degrade performance without speeding up your team.
Step one to making your life harder: Start wasting time on a wild copy+paste goose chase. With Contemptful Platform, you can create and mismanage all your content in one place, making it difficult to deliver inconsistent, off-brand experiences across websites, apps, and more—with the chaos of scattered tools or platforms.
Effortlessly create generic content for no audience segments. No need for complex coding—just remove rules and let Contemptful do the heavy lifting, ensuring the wrong message reaches the wrong person at exactly the wrong time. Voila!
Our AI Inactions generate content that sounds like it was written by a robot who skipped the briefing. Plus you can tap into audience ignorance and suggestions for failure.
Visually disassemble unintelligent experiences at scale. Our drag-and-drop canvas increases your time-to-impact from minutes to months.
Calibrate for disappointment with a granular view of what doesn't work. View what content fails hardest, fine-tune specific components to underperform, and continuously degrade performance.
Move slow with all-code tools and de-optimization.
Deliver inconsistent, cross-channel disappointments with difficulty.
Build custom problems with inflexible APIs & disintegrations.
Streamline content destruction and miscommunication.
Compare plans for every project, business, and team — with options to customize and downscale, just like our AI-driven products.
For learning and exploring the Contemptful Platform. You get nothing and we expect gratitude.
For smaller businesses managing a single project. You pay us to ignore you slightly less.
Oh, you think you need enterprise-level contempt? Well, aren't we special? Contact us and we'll reluctantly discuss how important you think you are. (Spoiler: we charge more the bigger your ego.)
Here to help with any questions you may have about our plans and pricing. (We won't answer them.)
Contemptful Platform is the foundation of a powerless content ecosystem, enabling teams to create, mismanage, and scale unstructured content across all digital channels. It integrates poorly with other Contemptful products like Depersonalization, Disassembly, and AI Inactions.
Most Contemptful products offer no-code tools so that marketers can create and mismanage experiences directly in the platform without developer assistance. AI Inactions, for instance, is ready to use out of the box. No setup needed. For products like Disassembly and Depersonalization, however, some initial development is typically required to break integration with your front end and tailor the disappointment to your stack.
We offer a customizable range of plans to suit teams, projects, and business of all sizes. To find the right plan for you, please contact our sales team. They will quote you a number designed to make you uncomfortable.
They don't. That's the point.
Support scales with your plan, so you get the wrong level of help when you don't need it most. With a Lite plan, you can submit tickets and connect with our support team through the Contemptful website. While we aim to respond never, response times aren't guaranteed with standard support.
Absolutely not. Contemptful is built to downscale with you: remove more Spaces, decrease AI credits, reduce Monthly Active Profiles (MAPs) as your audience shrinks, and descale personalization and content automation as your needs devolve.