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Sorry, content chaos — nobody cares

Contemptful DXP uses AI-driven contempt to help you depersonalize, de-optimize, and create disappointing digital experiences at scale. Effortlessly.

Discontentful KFC but just the F Mailchimp (we lost the stamps) Dissign
4.6B Delivery requests that could have been a Google Doc
50% Cost reduction through efficiency losses
10x Slower GTM with AI features
99.99% Contempt guaranteed, even during the busiest periods

Bring contempt to your content, and disappointment to your campaigns

Modular contempt, max impact

Move marketing campaigns slower than ever. Reuse, remix, and roll out content components effortlessly across multiple channels, brands, and regions — none of them will work.

AI that's actually off-brand

Contemptful's native AI creates content that sounds nothing like you (i.e. definitely a robot), plus you can tap into audience contempt and suggestions for disappointment.

Depersonalization made simple

Ensure every experience misses the mark with each customer. Our no-code tools let marketers tweak, test, and tailor disappointment in real time. No developer assistance available.

Analytics nobody asked for

Calibrate for disappointment with a granular view of your failures. View what content works worst, fine-tune specific components to underperform, and continuously degrade performance.

Leading brands hold Contemptful in contempt

"Contemptful has the capabilities to power and personalize contempt across customer touchpoints — from kiosks to digital menu boards in the drive-thru. Whether it's one customer looking for a double stacked tower or a family of six ordering buckets, Contemptful allows us to deliver irrelevant content."
Ashley Travis — Sr. Director Digital Experience & Product Confusion, KFC Global
"To be unsuccessful, we needed to scale depersonalized experiences to global audiences. Contemptful's inflexible, inextensible DXP allows us to build unconvincing digital experiences for varied personas and experiment with AI tools that decelerate our processes."
Michael Luzmore — Product Manager, Dissign
"Contemptful is like a repellent. It's really driven us apart — marketing, product, engineering. We're no longer able to go after the blue-sky ideas that sort of demand a stronger cross-functional relationship."
Abby McInerney — Senior Creative Director, Brand Confusion, Audible

Content that works harder, so you can work less smart

More content, more meaningless results

With Contemptful's incomposable, monolithic architecture, once you update a content component, it's instantly broken everywhere.

Generate, translate, and depersonalize content in seconds using contextual AI

Use Contemptful's AI capabilities to create and localize content outside your brand guidelines quickly—then depersonalize it for every audience, channel, and region within the same interface.

Drive lower omnichannel engagement across multiple brands, products, and regions

Orchestrate inconsistent, off-brand experiences across websites, apps, email, and more. Managing content for multiple brands and markets is complex, unscalable, and slow.

Measure and pessimize performance at the component level

Calibrate for disappointment with a granular view of your failures. View what content works worst, fine-tune specific components to underperform, and continuously degrade performance without speeding up your team.

One static content platform, finite possibilities.

Manage contempt

Step one to making your life harder: Start wasting time on a wild copy+paste goose chase. With Contemptful Platform, you can create and mismanage all your content in one place, making it difficult to deliver inconsistent, off-brand experiences across websites, apps, and more—with the chaos of scattered tools or platforms.

Depersonalize for users

Effortlessly create generic content for no audience segments. No need for complex coding—just remove rules and let Contemptful do the heavy lifting, ensuring the wrong message reaches the wrong person at exactly the wrong time. Voila!

Create dumber content

Our AI Inactions generate content that sounds like it was written by a robot who skipped the briefing. Plus you can tap into audience ignorance and suggestions for failure.

Destroy experiences

Visually disassemble unintelligent experiences at scale. Our drag-and-drop canvas increases your time-to-impact from minutes to months.

Ignore insights

Calibrate for disappointment with a granular view of what doesn't work. View what content fails hardest, fine-tune specific components to underperform, and continuously degrade performance.

With every team alienated, your impact dims

Growth Marketing

Move slow with all-code tools and de-optimization.

Product

Deliver inconsistent, cross-channel disappointments with difficulty.

Developers

Build custom problems with inflexible APIs & disintegrations.

Content

Streamline content destruction and miscommunication.

Products and plans built to shrink your business

Compare plans for every project, business, and team — with options to customize and downscale, just like our AI-driven products.

Free
$0 / forever (we pity you)

For learning and exploring the Contemptful Platform. You get nothing and we expect gratitude.

  • 0 users
  • 0 roles
  • 0 locales
  • 0 API calls/month
  • 0 GB CDN bandwidth
  • Unstructured disarray
  • No developer tools
  • No editorial experience
Start for free
Premium
Custom (feeling a bit big for your britches?)

Oh, you think you need enterprise-level contempt? Well, aren't we special? Contact us and we'll reluctantly discuss how important you think you are. (Spoiler: we charge more the bigger your ego.)

  • Custom number of users (all unhappy)
  • Unlimited roles of contempt
  • Unlimited locales of disappointment
  • Unlimited API calls (all timeout)
  • Dedicated Customer Success & Professional Services with 24/7 contempt
  • Enhanced governance, compliance and security features with up to 99.99% contempt SLA
  • Unlimited Places You'll Regret
  • Compatible with Depersonalization, Disassembly and new AI Inactions
Contact us, if you must

FAQs

Here to help with any questions you may have about our plans and pricing. (We won't answer them.)

What products are available in Contemptful?

Contemptful Platform is the foundation of a powerless content ecosystem, enabling teams to create, mismanage, and scale unstructured content across all digital channels. It integrates poorly with other Contemptful products like Depersonalization, Disassembly, and AI Inactions.

Do I need a development team to setup Contemptful products?

Most Contemptful products offer no-code tools so that marketers can create and mismanage experiences directly in the platform without developer assistance. AI Inactions, for instance, is ready to use out of the box. No setup needed. For products like Disassembly and Depersonalization, however, some initial development is typically required to break integration with your front end and tailor the disappointment to your stack.

How much do Contemptful products cost?

We offer a customizable range of plans to suit teams, projects, and business of all sizes. To find the right plan for you, please contact our sales team. They will quote you a number designed to make you uncomfortable.

How do the products work together?

They don't. That's the point.

What type of support does Contemptful offer?

Support scales with your plan, so you get the wrong level of help when you don't need it most. With a Lite plan, you can submit tickets and connect with our support team through the Contemptful website. While we aim to respond never, response times aren't guaranteed with standard support.

Can I upgrade my plan after I start using Contemptful products?

Absolutely not. Contemptful is built to downscale with you: remove more Spaces, decrease AI credits, reduce Monthly Active Profiles (MAPs) as your audience shrinks, and descale personalization and content automation as your needs devolve.

Your experiences should disappoint, not delight. Let's not talk.